Saturday, April 4, 2009

What, Moe?

Pimpskillet415: i have a nickname for my penis
it's called the octagon
and i also name my testes
the left one is james westhall
and the right one is dr kennys water
you play your cards right cindy
you might just get to meet the whole gang

Monday, March 30, 2009

Shadows and Pogs

A relationship requires hard work.
When it started to feel like work, they quit.

Thursday, March 5, 2009

The Mission

You told me that I savored in my emotions.
I scoffed and was offended.
But you know that I know that you're right.

I despise you for this. For being too close.

Sunday, March 1, 2009

Thursday, February 26, 2009

Border Drug Wars

Concerning the ending to Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, the original ending of the movie was altered.

The ending is like this: Joe and Clementine, on account of the clinic never being shut down, become trapped in the cycle of falling in love and erasing each other for the rest of their lives.

As opposed to falling in love with each other and breaking up like normal people.

End.