Fruit Cups

Dole fruit cups are delicious. Whenever I open it, I fear that I'll spill it, so I just gulp the whole cup down as fast as I can, even when it's halfway empty and couldn't spill it unless I was an idiot about the thing. Because sometimes I am. Sometimes I wonder if I even need a spoon to eat it. Can I just tip my head back and let the little pieces of diced peaches water slide it down my throat? Spoons would become obsolete when it comes to the Dole fruit cup, if this is the case. All you need is the cup and your mouth. Rip that plastic sealer and tilt back, lips parting. Take it down, keep it down, fill yourself until there's nothing left. Just an empty container that once held Dole mixed fruit or diced peaches.